Tackattack


Chasing Rabbits, papercut jmf-w

 

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Ouch! Tack-At-Tack


Sue Mary Suzan sat upon a tack

What a way to get a new crack

As if she were a porcelain doll

She shouted out “Shitty, Holy Cow!”


What a way to begin your day

With a new butt hole ripped

It seemed in an ass of clay

So in iodine she dipped


Ripped a rag of toilet paper, Zippy Eye

If she’d been a kid she would cry

But as a big girl she couldn’t do that

For it was just her bottom where she sat


A bandage and a some tissue

And a pillow for her breakfast chair

She could sit down to sip her tea

And eat her cereal I do declare


So that is how our samurai girl

Began her Saturday morn

With a bitching point to begin

That began before the storm


For indeed it also rained that day

Chasing that lovely walk and picnic away

Of fart, o fathom, what a hole to start

Suddenly made me laugh, when I did fart


Hope you have a better day

Not like our sweet friend Sue

It seems that sunshine is singing now

Oh, feathers oh, whoopie-do!

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©James M. Frase-White 21 June 2025

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