Candy Curses!
Candy Curses!
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There once was an enchanted witch
Who as named Bedelia von Bloodfruit
A vicious bitch to all who met her
Her scowl alone could make you poot!
You could smell her coming from far away
She was of the most filthy kind
Diaper smelling green in the front
Her breath of a stained brown behind
Yes she babbled they did say
Toxic voice, a biting vulgar tongue
That gave off an odor so noxious
As a dead bodies from gallows hung
But at the end of October she
Miraculously on All Hallows night
Into a golden prince crowned
A vision bedazzling and bright!
She knew that dressing up that day
At night she could go out to play
Filling her pumpkin bag with candy
Trick or Treat her teeth to decay!
Then again on the first of November
She’d grabbing her black cat she’d ride
Laughing with glee, chocolate farts to make
scenting the sky on her broom off they’d glide
Happy Halloween 2024
May your tricks be in fun
and Treats bright as the Sun
Love & Laughs from Jim & Chuck
and two barking happy Pups!
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