Candy Curses!

 

Candy Curses!




There once was an enchanted witch

Who as named Bedelia von Bloodfruit

A vicious bitch to all who met her

Her scowl alone could make you poot!


You could smell her coming from far away

She was of the most filthy kind

Diaper smelling green in the front

Her breath of a stained brown behind


Yes she babbled they did say

Toxic voice, a biting vulgar tongue

That gave off an odor so noxious

As a dead bodies from gallows hung


But at the end of October she

Miraculously on All Hallows night

Into a golden prince crowned

A vision bedazzling and bright!


She knew that dressing up that day

At night she could go out to play

Filling her pumpkin bag with candy

Trick or Treat her teeth to decay!


Then again on the first of November

She’d grabbing her black cat she’d ride

Laughing with glee, chocolate farts to make

scenting the sky on her broom off they’d glide


Happy Halloween 2024

May your tricks be in fun 

and Treats bright as the Sun

Love & Laughs from Jim & Chuck

and two barking happy Pups!



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